All The Clues To Help Identify Katie Price’s Rapist
ANOTHER day and with it another clue in tracking down Katie Price’s celebrity rapist.
Rape victims of ordinary non-celebrity sex attackers need not be bitter.
They too can pore over the clues.
What we know so far is that Katie was raped a while ago, before she married pop acorn Peter Andre, and that the rapist is not just famous but “very famous”.
Now the star announces on its front page:
“Celeb who raped me has raped before.”
Is it Mike Tyson? Fatty Arbuckle? Ghengis Khan?
The name of Kate Price’s alleged celebrity rapist is circulating in showbiz circles as police prepare to swoop on her luxury mansion. But in an explosive live TV rant yesterday the glamour girl refused to co-operate with officers and says she will take the name to her grave.
Can she please write the name down on an implant and maybe stick it to her forehead. That way, we can all find out the rapist’s identity by peering through the Swarovski Crystal coffin.
Katie is speaking about her ordeal on Channel Five’s The Wright Stuff, an interesting choice of show because it was Matthew Wright who accidentally named television presenter John Leslie as the celebrity Ulrika Jonsson had been referring to when she claimed she had been raped. What are the odds?
Says Katie:
“It come out in the newspapers that he [Alex Reid: lover] was doing this rape thing and I stuck up for him in my OK! column. I would never do something like that for sympathy… I am a victim. It was definitely rape, I didn’t consent to it. I am absolutely livid. I don’t make a joke about it – it is a serious matter.”
Katie is not actually on the show. Katie is phoning in:
When channel Five’s The Wright Stuff began debating the rape story yesterday, Price herself put in a call to the host Matthew Wright. “The press have gone on and on about it,” she complained. “I’m absolutely livid, they dig and dig and dig.” Never mind the fact that she herself gave the story to OK!…
It’s all serious enough for a, er, “Child Protection expert” called Mark Williams Thomas to opine in the Star:
“If Jordan was raped then she has a duty to report it for every victim of sexual abuse.”
Not everyone get a very famous celebrity rapist, some, as we’ve said only get to be attacked by normal ones, many not all that photogenic; some rapists haven’t even been on the telly.
Says Katie:
“To be honest it happened to me before, when I was a lot younger, and it was a lot more worse than this one. I don’t want to go into it. I take it on the chin.”
Which given her dimensions, is understandable. And there are more clues in the Mail:
Sources have revealed that the ordeal took place at a party in London’s West End before she met and married ex-husband Peter Andre. The couple are thought to have been on secret dates and ‘got on well’ before the alleged attack.
And more clues in the Mirror, which screams from its front page: “I DIDN’T RAPE JORDAN.” There’s a silhouette os a head. The figure has hair that he/she parts on the left. HJe/she is not eating , nor smoking, nor holding a microphone.
The celebrity thought to be at the centre of the rape claim angrily denied he had anything to do with Jordan’s attack.
When approached by the Mirror at his home, he said: “Why are you asking me? It’s got nothing to do with me.” The Mirror knows the identity of the man but can’t name him for legal reasons.
The Mirror knows the identity of a man whom Katie Price might be referring to when she claims to have been raped.
Oh, go on, do tell. Surely someone needs the publicity..?
Posted: 17th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 17th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
dname the rapist jordan or please shut the fxxk up you attention seeking bimbo
September 17th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23745400-details/Police+quiz+Katie+Price+over+celebrity+rape+claim/article.do
September 17th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
‘Are there any laws one can be charged under who has knowledge of a criminal act and witness to who committed it and refuses to cooperate with the Police? If she is playing games she should be nailed cold on them and, further, if actually telling the truth should be held accountable for possibly putting other women in danger by not naming the perpetrator.’
Plenty, slander and libel will rank the highest but the Police have few powers unless somebody complains and the bint is arrested. Mind you, the complainant could really be anybody concerned that there is a predator in the vicinity of the original attack, and an arrest could occur simply down to Kate failing to ‘mention at the time, something she might rely on in court, etc.’
Once the arrest has occurred the courts could go for a number of options depending on the severity of the bint’s publicity stunt claims and denials.
Look up ‘accomplice’, ‘obstruction’, ‘false accusation’, ‘perverting the course of justice’, (which includes ‘fabricating/disposing of evidence), and perjury.
September 17th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
What a dangerous bint.
September 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Are there any laws one can be charged under who has knowledge of a criminal act and witness to who committed it and refuses to cooperate with the Police? If she is playing games she should be nailed cold on them and, further, if actually telling the truth should be held accountable for possibly putting other women in danger by not naming the perpetrator.
September 17th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Kate do the right thing go to the police or shut up your a EMBARRASSMENT TO ALL WOMEN.
September 17th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
…just read that, although she protests that she will “take the name with her to the grave”, she has told her entire production crew who the guy is and they have been sworn to secrecy….. how long do you reckon before the name is properly out in the public domain, like John Leslie’s was with Ulrika…? another Matthew Wright “exclusive” slip-up, perhaps??
while nobody would condone rape, she really does take trash to a new low…
September 17th, 2009 at 11:35 am
if she would just admit that she treated Peter Andre like cr*p (for all the world to see on their tacking reality show) and that she made a big mistake, people would be a lot more sympathetic….
does she really think she is going to win people over by behaving like a downmarket Ulrika (if such a thing is possible)…?
September 17th, 2009 at 9:37 am
agw… by gagged, I of course mean prevented from naming him and buying stories from all the silly girls who see ‘rape by a celebrity’ as a short0-cut to fame.
IMO there should be anonymity granted to all suspects in rape cases as it is (quite rightly) to the women involved. Fair to everyone then.
It would good if the men who are currently being named on the internet could take action against her. She has after all named him to’friends’. Slander?
September 17th, 2009 at 9:20 am
She clearly wants to hug her secret, sounds like he was a good lay…..
Was it Hannibal? I ask because of the Alps and KP’s mammaries bear a resemblance.
Jesting aside , the silly woman should name him to the Police or shut up,
Katie dear . rapist are not like therapists, or hairdressers, or cosmetic surgeons, so for once be responsible and not the usual foolish bimbo ..
September 17th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Gagged? Gagged?? Is that a new technique introduced under the Terrorism Acts?.
Do you perhaps mean constrained by the already well-established rules and conventions preventing coverage after charge and before trial under the Contempt of Courts and variations of the Administration of Justice Acts?
Jordan, on the other hand, may enjo…
September 17th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Good Game. lets see how many blokes lives can be ruined by the speculation… ‘Is he the very famous celebrity who raped Jordan?’
First the whispers and accidental naming, then all the other attention seekers crawl out of the woodwork with pound signs in front of their eyes claiming the same thing and then the ever-popular ‘No smoke without fire’ is uttered and yet another life is ruined.
She should be compelled to name him to the police under oath and the media should be gagged pending prosecution and conviction.
September 17th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Katie Price is an attentsion seekerFirst she uses her miscarriage for sympathy now she crys rape, unfortunatly if she HAS been raped no-one believes her - but surely if she at least reported it to the police people mite feel a slight bit so sympathy for her - and what example is she giving to people who are/have been/or could find themselfs in the same situation, have they just to “take it in the chin” as she said and accept that its OK to let the rapist get away with it/do it again!! Maybe Katie doesnt have any respect for herself but at least Give genuine victims some support. - she is such a vile vile person