Five Ways Michael Jackson Was Like Hitler, By Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Having mutated from the King of Pop to the King of Propofol, Jackson is bing painted Bad once more (geddit?).
The Sun leads with news that Jackson thought Hitler was genius. To emphasise Jackson’s respect for the mono-tested great dictator, the Sun finds a picture of Jackson with his right hand raised in a salute to the enlightened.
Readers are forgiven for thinking they have read this before – and they have in August the News of The World told us:
He was obsessed with Adolf Hitler, collected Nazi medals and scoured books about evil experiments on prisoners at Auschwitz.
Jackson:
“MICHAEL Jackson acted like Dr Frankenstein to create a perfect family of test-tube children, the News of the World can reveal today.”
The similarities do not end with the Lebensborn:
1. Fire: Jackson’s descent into madness began with his head catching fire. Hitler’s ascent into Madness began with the Reichstag fire.
2. Clothes: Jackson liked dressing up children in paramilitary garb, just like him. Hitler had his Hitler youth movement dress like him and sing songs.
3. Hitler wanted to turn the world into a theme park, a wonderful place full of flying elephants, merry-go-rounds and where Snow White ruled like a real queen. Jackson had Neverland.
4. Michael Jackson was never accused of molesting a Jew, leading to accusations of prejudice. Hitler has few Jewish friends and was accused of being anti-Semitic, an allegation he vehemently denied to closest allies.
5. Jackson wanted to heal the world. Hitler wanted to ring the world to heel.
Says the Sun:
MICHAEL Jackson praised the showmanship of HITLER - describing him in a bombshell taped interview as a “genius”… Jacko told close pal Rabbi Shmuley Boteach: “Hitler was a genius orator.
“To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”
Never mind the genocide, get a load of the act.
The rabbi put it to the singer, who died of heart failure in June aged 50: “You believe that if you had an hour with Hitler you could somehow touch something inside of him?”
Jackson would have stopped Hitler. We can see the cartoon series now: The Anti-Heroes, featuring unlikely couplings like Princess Diana & Genghis Khan, King Herod & Gina Ford, Britney Spears & Osama bin Laden…
Jackson declared: “Absolutely. I know I could.” He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining: “You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.”
Had only Hitler been introduced to the bongos at and earlier age the world would be been different place for you and me.
Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I also forgot to add Debbie Rowe the mother of Michael Jacksons two oldest children is jewish. Its hardly fair to compare him to Hitler.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
…or maybe it’s just the truth, whether you like it or not….?
not everything bad written about MJ is a lie, just as not everything good is the truth -
none of us knew him and therefore cannot say one way or the other - to most people he was a 2-dimensional image, which many people loved and admired.
but he was a man, human and full of faults just like the rest of us and no man should ever be elevated to beyond that.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:41 am
This act of complete betrayal on behalf of Rabbi Shmuley is disgusting. He waits until a man dies and sells him out for money. A man of the cloth who has no regard for the afterlife. I call upon all fans not to buy this book. And remember tapes can be edited a single word taken away or added here or there can completely change the context of a story. I find it so hard to believe that most of the people n Michaels life have betrayed him and sold him out for a quick buck. To his credit though the papers that keep printing these stories know that he will sell their papers so they keep writing the crap!!! As for calling him frankenstein and playing God, looking for perfection. Have any of you taken a close look at Arnold Klein? A picture of perfection he is not. And Debbie Rowe although i have nothing against her she isnt stunning or hightly intelligent. Doesnt that throw things into perspective a bit! If you care to look on you tube at ‘Michaels kids do look like him must see’. The similarities shown between him and both boys especially are striking. RIP Michael.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:02 am
When is this crap going to end… Leave MJ alone ..
Lets start airing all the crap of him so called friends for every one to see…
MJ if you are still with us stay where you are ….the world does not deserve you…
if not RIP….
MJ Love U and miss U more
September 26th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I can not believe even a Rabbi trying too gain money….9years ago…an now he is comming out with this….!!!! Greedy pepole!!!!
So sad….why don`t you write a book or movie ALL the good he did in this world….Michael was good soul!
CAN YOU LET HIM REST!
September 25th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
All the elements of a good conspiracy theory here, a dead celeb, a mad tyrant, possibly several mad scientists, a world domination cult… This one could run and run.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
jackson and hitler just wanted to BEAT IT with all THE YOUNG DUDES.thats why they wanted control of der world right?
September 25th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
wacko and the goosesteper,now thats messed up.i can just see der wacko and der fuher moon walking together,NOT!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
..come come Magnetite - you ain’t foolin’ nobody…..!!
September 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I speak only of a rumoured interest in the ministration of producing life’s essence, dairy. Prefectly innerscent, I tells yer.
September 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Magnetite - you’re going to start ‘em all off again now - just when we thought we’d put them all to sleep….
September 25th, 2009 at 11:41 am
May I add:
6. Both may probably have appreciated the reverent hands of some boys from Brazil on their previously lifeless organs.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I don’t believe any single story of Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. This is just a spoof. I think they ran out of story about Michael Jackson that they had to hired a impersonator to sound like Michael Jackson. This all friends of Michael Jackson are backstabber, traitor, fabricator and I think they made up all these stories, I think Rabbi is NO CLASS. Of course, Rabbi can make up stories of Michael Jackson because Michael Jackson is Dead, but you know what, we had enough with your sick story and no matter how you try to brainwashed us all his fans this way , we are not going to believe any garbage story from Rabbi. Rabbi plus ish =Rabbish!(Rubbish), period.
September 25th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Sophie, it’s not supposed to be taken seriously on a literal level. It’s satire. A joke which illuminates some interesting parallels but ultimately seeks to discredit the claim MJ was like Hitler by revealing how ridiculous it is.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:41 am
I cannot believe this article! How was michael and hitler alike!! and how the heck do you know for sure he was not the father of his children!?
Hitler for sure wasnt out to heal the world!!
This is pure and simple speaking ill of the dead and this sort of press should not be allowed he should be allowed to RIP!