Goat-Kid Monster Born In Maboleni Zimbabwe

A MONSTER has been born in Zimbabwe. No, not Mugabe - a real monster that’s part goat, part man, so they say.

Goat-Kid was born in Maboleni. Goat-Kid has a living pink head and the face of a disfigured baby, one that they say looked like a goat. Got-Kid had a tail, kinked legs and a shoulders like a small child’s.

So the locals burnt it.

Local Governor Jason Machaya kicks over the embers:

“A grown man was responsible for this.”

A vet suggests hydrocephalus, aka water on the brain.

But it’s a monster. It has to be. Or viral marketing for a new Britney Spears sex tape.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink