Miley Cyrus Returns To Twitter
MILEY Cyrus is no longer on Twitter. I know. Pre-teens, paedos, men in caravan parks on the north Wales coast wearing badges will be sad.
But Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus is here to help.
Dad has gone on Twitter to tell the world:
Miley you are a light in the world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for one reason. You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u.”
The world waits to be saved by Miley. A pox on Twitter for limiting our pleas to 140 characters or fewer. Old Mr Anorak fires off a telegram.
Miley. Stop. Sing. Stop. Twitter. Stop.
Can she be given a Nobel Prize for Literature for her Twitter comments to come? We know Obama’s great American novel will win next year’s prize, but what about bringing forward the 2011 prize?
Miley needs encouragement to bring back the light to the world and the highlights to her dad’s hair…
Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 11th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Why have you labelled this article as ‘Miley Returns to Twitter’, when quite clearly, that ISNT true?
She has LEFT twitter, as the rest of your article explains. a bit of a mis-leading title!!!