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Miley Cyrus Returns To Twitter

by | 10th, October 2009

miley-cyrus-pleaMILEY Cyrus is no longer on Twitter. I know. Pre-teens, paedos, men in caravan parks on the north Wales coast wearing badges will be sad.

But Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus is here to help.

Dad has gone on Twitter to tell the world:

Miley you are a light in the world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for one reason. You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u.”

The world waits to be saved by Miley. A pox on Twitter for limiting our pleas to 140 characters or fewer. Old Mr Anorak fires off a telegram.

Miley. Stop. Sing. Stop. Twitter. Stop.

Can she be given a Nobel Prize for Literature for her Twitter comments to come? We know Obama’s great American novel will win next year’s prize, but what about bringing forward the 2011 prize?

Miley needs encouragement to bring back the light to the world and the highlights to her dad’s hair…

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