Anorak | Drugs Smuggler Refuses To Go To The Toilet For 16 Days

Drugs Smuggler Refuses To Go To The Toilet For 16 Days

by | 26th, October 2009

constipation DAMIEN Ankrah, 28, is in Swansea Crown Court, charged with placing heroin in condoms and swallowing them. This is not a new safer method to getting wasted, rather a way of smuggling the illegal substances.

The drugs remained in Ankrah’s stomach for 16 days, during which time he refused to go to the toilet. As the BBC reports:

David Lindsay, prosecuting, told the court – sitting at Swansea Guildhall – that Ankrah’s stubbornness took up an “inordinate” amount of police time and resources.

What resources? Ankrah should have claimed that his non-toileting was part of drive toward eco-efficiency and par5t of his AL Gorean beliefs. If he doesn’t go to the toilet he’s saving gallons of water. To helps him not to

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