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I’m A Celebrity Queen Katie Price Declares War On X Factor’s Jedward

by | 13th, November 2009

katie-price-botoxIT was always going to take something special to knock the X Factor off the front pages and Katie Price going into the I’m A Celebrity Jungle is it. As the Star’s front-page headline vows:

“JORDAN: I’M GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE.”

The X Factor has not disappeared completely from the reality TV news beat, and at the top of the page we learn:

“JEDWARD TO RULE WORLD.”

Where Anorak comes from this is fighting talk.

Will Queen Jordan attack the megalomaniacal Jedward with her weapons of mass distraction? Will Jedward engage in psychological mind games and blast their songs across the demarcation zone that is BBC3? Will the Axis of Evil backing group support Jedward in their aims, and in a global concert? What word the Spice Girls?

David Beckham has already placed an official “Jedward” hair-do on his head, reports the free Metro newspaper and Sky. And other are picking sides:

Former EastEnder Lucy Benjamin, 39, said she would not like to share a bed with Katie – due to go in as a late entry a week after the launch – because it would be “scary”. But the biggest moans came from gay TV makeover couple Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan, who recalled trying to interview her at an awards do. Justin said: “She was really unpleasant. I ’d be disappointed if she turned up in the jungle.”

The Star looks on as Jordan slaps on her war paint:

Getting ready for battler, Katie Price was “spotted in LA with her puffy and swollen skin caked in make-up after another bout of cosmetic work.

“The model stopped off in the States on her way to Australia, to top up her Botox and to renew her £15,000 hair extensions.”

Those hair extensions that the Sun says cost £500? Or other hair extensions? Can we can expect to see Jordan pushing out the envelope of female beauty still further by sporting “Nunny plaits”?

The world waits. And picks sides? Which side are you on: The Republic of Jedward or the Kingdom of Katie Price?

It’s Civil War as Katie Price’s Round Heads take on Jedward’s Cavaliers. There can be only one winner. No, not them – ITV. Bring on the adverts!

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