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X Factor: Jedward Porn Shocker As Olly Murs Seduces Stacey Solomon

by | 15th, November 2009

jedward-pornX Factor Watch: Jedward watch porn, almost strangled, Stacey Solomon saved by love-struck Olly Murs, Danyl Johnson sings and Lloyd Daniels is in the running.

Can you link these two X Factor stories on Jedward – the John and Edwards Grimes double act?

Daily Star (front page): “Our Hell: Stress is too much”

TERRIBLE twins John and Edward Grimes are cracking up because of the backlash against them.

News of the World (front page): “Jedward caught watching porn”

Simon cracks down on flings, rows and Jedward ogling porn

In other unrelated news:

RHYDIAN: “’Get a grip Danyl’”

Back to Jedward, who were not always so popular:

X-FACTOR twins John and Edward were kidnapped, tied up in laundry sacks and left hanging from a first floor window in a terrifying attack by bullies. The boys screamed for help as they dangled precariously over a 20ft drop for 10 minutes, while their tormentors just laughed at them.

Was it pirates? The Daily Mail leads with: “ITV Panic as ‘pirates’ hijack X Factor vote.”

The heavy-duty bags were attached to a bed inside while the boys were left tied up to their necks. A stopper on the bags’ drawstring was all that prevented them being strangled.

Which explains their voices and dancing, right?

The horrific incident was part of a vicious campaign waged by older pupils at the Grimes’ £11,983-a-year boarding school in Ireland… The Sunday Mirror tracked down the bully at his family home in Co Meath. He said: “I was suspended over that kind of general stuff, yeah. We could have tied them up – I can’t remember exactly. There was a lot of stuff done.”

Stacey and Olly Sitting In A Tree

Single-MUM Stacey Solomon came close to quitting the X Factor this week because she is pining for her baby boy – but was talked round by lovestruck Olly Murs.

The Essex boy begged her to stay so they could continue their romance. Stacey, 20, has been finding it increasingly difficult being away from her 18-month-old son Zach.

Look out for the tabloid screamer: “Single mum dumps child for new boyfriend.”

Simon Cowell’s Addiction

X Factor boss Simon Cowell has become hooked on Angel Delight as he struggles to cope with the backlash over Jedward.

Running Mates – pun of the day:

Here’s proof Lloyd Daniels will give Jedward a run for their money. Talented Lloyd and “love ’em or hate ’em” twins John and Edward have one thing in common – they are all top runners

More X Factor news every day…



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