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Peru Arrests Men For Liquidising Fat People For Beauty Industry

by | 20th, November 2009

fat-blendIN Peru, four men are arrested on suspicion of harvesting the fat from the obese and selling it as fuel for European cosmetics.

This is victimless crime, right New Labour? The fat get put out of their misery; the thin don’t have to see the fat; the beautiful people who actually care about their looks get to look more beautiful – so long as they don’t eat the stuff – and the fat finally get to touch thin flesh.

It is alleged that the gang seduced fat people from the Huanuco and Pasco regions with the promise of jobs. They then liquidised them- literally. A bottle of liquidised fatso sells for $15,000 (£9,000) a litre.

Take care, fatties. Five other suspects, including two Italian nationals, remain at large (geddit?).

Police Cmdr Angel Toledo tells Reuters says that suspects had “declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it“.

It is, of course, a revolting story about revolting people. But does anyone not think that New Labour nannies are reading this and rubbing their tight chins.

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