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Switzerland’s Fascists Invite Fanatical Muslims To Help With Assisted Suicide Project

by | 30th, November 2009

1027 switzerland minarets Switzerlands Fascists Invite Fanatical Muslims To Help With Assisted Suicide ProjectSO many mountain-top views does Switzerland boast that it’s good people of lofty ideals have voted to ban the building of minarets.

No need for any more vantage points when you have the Alps and huge bars of Toblerone and piles of Nazi gold to stand on.

More than 57% of voters and 22 out of 26 cantons – or provinces – voted in favour of the ban on minarets.

Tall Martin Baltisser, of the Swiss People’s Party, which proposed the move, says:

“This was a vote against minarets as symbols of Islamic power.”

The SWP claimed on its campaign poster that minarets are missiles, aimed at shooting straight into the skies, where upon the command “Yoodel-hey-he-hooo” they will be detonated and obliterate heaven, cause loads of virgins to come crashing down on Heidi’s grandpa’s house.

Says one Swiss Freedom bringer:

“Assisted suicide needn’t be messy.”

More news from Switzerland, land of assisted suicide, failed Austrians and civic pride when we can find some.



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