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Celebrity Big Brother: Hard Men Bowers, Vinnie Jones And Alex Reid Do It With Fists

by | 3rd, January 2010

hard-menACCORDING to Katie Price’s boyfriend Alex Reid, Dane Bowers is “lucky he’s not dead”. Turns out it’s nothing to do with the sex tape in which Bowers finds a use for a Duvall toe, but an opinion formed after the pair were involved in a “furious punch-up”.

A source says that Reid says:

“I’m trying to play it down. My elbow has hit him three times in the head. I worked his knees too. I never get in fights, ever. I was like, ‘Come on, please, let’s go,’ and he was lairing it up. He took my kindness as a weakness.”

What are the odds on the eve of the pair entering the Big Brother compound, they should get into a fight at Katie Price’s house?

The story goes on, and takes a twist. From being a twosome, the fight becomes a threesome as one of Reid’s chums is said to have stepped into the rumpus. There are more hard men on show than there are at Old Mr Anorak’s spa and retreat:

“He mounted him and hit him as well. He was the one I pulled off and told to stop fighting.”

Enough, already. Save it for the show, which, to the best of our knowledge, has never broadcast a murder nor a homoerotic romp, with fists. Says the NoTW.

VIOLENT Vinnie Jones is a “psycho” who could snap at any moment in the CBB house, one of his battered victims warned yesterday.

Gonad grabber Vinnie Jones? What a fitting way to end the last Big Brother, with eveyone dead and impaled on one another? It’s the next logical step. Come on, Channel 4, challenge us…

Pictures:

Katie Price (NSFW)



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