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Global Warming Brings Plague Of Falling Lizards

by | 7th, January 2010

lizard-licking BRRRR! Globwal warming, renamed climate change, and now renamed global cooling is creating a plague of lizards:

It was so cold in Florida, freezing iguanas were seen falling out of trees. Experts say the cold-blooded reptiles become immobilized when the temperature falls into the 40s and they lose their grip on the tree.

In other n-n-n-n-news, the Met Office says we’ve never had it so hot:

The mean UK temperature for December was 2.1 °C, making it the coldest for 14 years and colder than the long-term average for December of 4.2

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