Alex Reid Wins Celebrity Big Brother Final: Live Blog And Pictures
CELEBRITY Big Brother final: Live Blog. Like George Bush, Katie Price’s Jordans and France – you will miss Big Brother when it’s gone. Tonight is the final of the final Celebrity Big Brother show.
And the winner is… Alex Reid. Now to dump Katie Price live on the telly.
Vinnie is wearing sunglasses. But he’s alright. In his Arthur Daley hat.
Vinnie Out. Katie Price wins!!!!
Jonas is out. he looks better out of the house. He’d make good looking Nazi in a WW2 film. “I like farts,” says Jonas. Nazis loved farting.
Stephanie Beacham is out. She is holding the world’s largest microphone and talking with Davina – soon to be out herself.
Preamble:
Will Alex Reid win and add the title of CBB winner to the Mr Toffee Crisp crown he sports in his pants?
Will Vinnie Jones win and become even more insufferable, his nightclub bouncer done good persona inflating to the size of a mid-sized Texas county?
Is this the night Dane Bowers is bowed to, the man who turned Katie Price into a foot muff – literally – rise to the apogee of fame.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
What of Jonas Altberg, Basshunter, the crazy-arses Scandinavian fish fancier whose catchphrase “Got a light?” is seared into the collective consciousness.
Jonas Altberg – DJ Basshunter (NSFW)
Or is the winner to be Stephanie Beacham, completing her rehabilitation from tumbling over a balcony with Joan Collins?
Stay tuned…
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