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Britain And France Are One Country: They Win The War And We Get Sex Tips

by | 2nd, November 2010

THE good news is that the Aircraft carrier being built to serve UK forces will have planes: French ones.

But don’t panic because Liam Fox bemoans the “great deal of hysteria” and explains:

“Under the existing Nato system our troops could come under Turkish or Polish command.”

See. No need to panic. And the UK and France will also share nuclear research. But not with Turkey, because that would be madness, wouldn’t it?

And then there are orders on the battlefield: are they in English or French? Do we “Attack!” or “Attaque!” – where the accent falls may determine the outcome of battle. See the Frenchman standing still waiting for the British officer to use the correct phrasing. See the Scotsman looking for a biting insect in his tunic.

But why stop at the military? Why not combine all things British and French into one bigger and better force, enlarge the Jersey Project, Dordogneshire and Arsenal?

We get their sex tips, strikes and carbecues; they get our humour and military history.

Finally, the French can say they won the war and we can burn a sheep in teh middle of the road (with a soupçon of style…)



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