Lindsay Lohan’s Dress Is A Courtroom Expose: Photos
LINDSAY Lohan is back in court. Already this month Peter Doherty and Jack Tweed have been back in court. Doing court is what the celebrities do.
Lohan is in court accused of stealing a sad looking $2,500 gold chain. In court, she needs to balance the entertainer with the gravitas of the scene. She dresses clingy and pouts. If TV cameras were allowed in jail cells, Lohan would take prison in her stride, passing her days flirting and dabbling. Stick in a dimmer switch and you’ve got yourself a TV mini-series right there.
Lohan is the entertainer. When she wrote “Fuck U” on a finger nail in one former court visit, we loved it. As Michael K notes, the celebrity never rests, always pushing the envelope of talent:
Will LiLo recreate Sharon Stone’s peek-a-cooch shot from Basic Instinct since she’s sort of dressed like that? I really hope she does the latter and I really hope she’s got “Fuck U” written in Sharpie on her labia.
In court, Lohan says she is not guilty. Bail is set at 40,000. Superior Court Judge Keith L. Schwartz says:
“You’re in a different situation now that a felony has been filed against you. If you violate the law, I will remand you and set no bail and your attorney won’t be successful this time. You will need to follow the laws just like everybody else. You’re no different than anyone else, so please don’t push your luck.”
Lohan tries her best not to smirk. No different. Sure. Is that a new hairdo, Judge Schwartz? Did you take that little bit longer ironing your cape this morning? Was that line off-the-cuff or rehearsed?
Then Deputy District attorney Danette Meyers steps forward to request that Lohan and her “agents” (The name’s Bond…Bail Bond) to stay away from the jewellery store, whish was “alarmed after receiving flowers following the incident”.
Flowers! The swine. Is there nothing they will not stoop to?
Lohan should be back in court on February 23rd. Dress for justess…
Lohan in Machete: