Anorak | Justin Bieber Fails To Show At Kim Jong Il’s Birthday Party

Justin Bieber Fails To Show At Kim Jong Il’s Birthday Party

by | 17th, February 2011

KIM Jong Il has yet to declare war on Justin Bieber for the singing foetus’s slight on his country. And No. 1 Kim is not letting it spoil his birthday. He’s got his party hat on.  He’s opening his gift.

Russian mascot Dmitri Medvedev, has sent him this message:

Respected Your Excellency Kim Jong Il,

I congratulate you on your birthday.

I believe that you would make contribution to strengthening and developing the traditional Russia-DPRK good-neighborly relations at the responsible post of chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission in the future, too.

I wish you good health and success in your important and responsible work.

You know you’re old when you are congratulated on your birthday. In other news, the birthday was wonderful:

“The bright sun rose up, throwing its brilliant rays and the area of the Paektusan Secret Camp turned into a fascinating picturesque of spring. Then rarely big and bright halo persisted in the sky above Jong Il Peak for an hour, starting at 09:30.”

The man really is a saint…


Posted: 17th, February 2011 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink