Justin Bieber Fails To Show At Kim Jong Il’s Birthday Party
KIM Jong Il has yet to declare war on Justin Bieber for the singing foetus’s slight on his country. And No. 1 Kim is not letting it spoil his birthday. He’s got his party hat on. He’s opening his gift.
Russian mascot Dmitri Medvedev, has sent him this message:
Respected Your Excellency Kim Jong Il,
I congratulate you on your birthday.
I believe that you would make contribution to strengthening and developing the traditional Russia-DPRK good-neighborly relations at the responsible post of chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission in the future, too.
I wish you good health and success in your important and responsible work.
You know you’re old when you are congratulated on your birthday. In other news, the birthday was wonderful:
“The bright sun rose up, throwing its brilliant rays and the area of the Paektusan Secret Camp turned into a fascinating picturesque of spring. Then rarely big and bright halo persisted in the sky above Jong Il Peak for an hour, starting at 09:30.”
The man really is a saint…