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Mexican Hunger Striker Demands Ticket For Royal Wedding: Sarah Ferguson Missing

by | 19th, February 2011

MEXICAN monarchist “Estibalis Chavez” wants a ticket to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding so badly that she’s set up a tent outside the British embassy in Mexico City and gone on hunger strike.

Says she:

“I have been a fan of Lady Di since I was a little girl. My mother was also a fan … I promised myself I would go to the next royal wedding. I intend to fight until the very end … there is no turning back.”

Chavez then snorted, flashed her knickers and said that royal pimp Sarah Ferguson is a wonderful woman who is much misunderstood and for a small fee (payable in used notes) wold affix a hidden camera to Prince Andrew’s face and live stream the wedding to your home…



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