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Charlie Sheen To Direct Cheers-Friends Porn Parody TV Show

by | 26th, February 2011

CHARLIE Sheen was not mentioned when his dad Martin Sheen and brother Emillio Estevez rocked up to the Jameson Dublin Film Festival to promote The Way ‘. And while the snappers snapped and the hacks hacked, the big cocaine-coloured white elephant’s crack in the room was not mentioned. But Sheen, aka Elephant Crack, been busy calling into a radio talk show.

As a result of the call, Two And A Half Men , the CBS sitcom that we only started watching after Sheen locked an orangey porn start called Capri Sun in his closet and opened Kacey Jordan’s womb to frenzied debate, is on a long, long break.

CBS and Warner Bros announce:

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

And while the corporates get prissy about their talent being more interesting than their show, we tell you what Sheen said:

“I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that, so I’m just sort of seeing if they’re telling the truth or not”

And if he is

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