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Al Qaeda’s Al-Shamikha Magazine For Women Bombs: Photos And Beauty Tips

by | 14th, March 2011

SALES figures for Al Qaeda’s new 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine (The Majestic Woman) are not yet made public. But given that the magazine offers tips for keeping “marrying a mujahideen” and detonating your explosive vest, the sales figures may plateau and then bomb, literally.

On still more positive notes, the magazine might be the only one in existence where the readers can look every bit as sexy and attention worthy as the gorgeous cover girl.

Inside, you can join the debate on whether it’s best to remain chaste until after your death, where upon you will shagged rigid by hundreds of martyrs!

The editorial asserts:

“Because women constitute half of the population – and [one might even say] that they are the population, since they give birth to the next generation – the enemies [of Islam] are bent on preventing [the Muslim] woman from knowing the truth about her religion and her role, since they know all too well what would happen if women entered the field [of jihad].

The nation of Islam needs women who know the truth about their religion and about the battle and its dimensions, and know what is expected of them… Women bear the greatest responsibility for rescuing the ummah from the quagmire of indifference and weakness in which it has been living for generations… Let us be Muslims as Allah wants us to be, in [our] faith, values, appearance, and actions…”

Spotter: Karen

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