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Peaches Geldof: The Hard-Nosed Face Of Vapid Youth

by | 15th, March 2011

POOR old Peaches Geldof. She’s the rich rebel who arrived at the swingers’ orgy to find mum and dad handing out towels. She’s in the news because her name has been linked with a dress, allegedly, no longer at the Three Amigos store in Camden Town. The talk is of a misunderstanding and alleged shoplifting.

The Mail reminds readers that Peaches’ CV features misunderstandings at shops called Victim, Urban Outfitters and Luna & Curious. But she has never shoplifted anything. And, then, who told the media about the alleged caper that got the store’s name in print? We don’t know. But we should be told.

A spokesman for Miss Geldof goes on the record:

“On the afternoon of March 4 Peaches was picked up from her home address at 1.15pm and taken to a voiceover studio in SE1 where she spent two and a half hours. Peaches knows nothing about this incident which we strenuously deny.”

Peaches Geldof, who strives to be the authentic voice of youth, should not use a rep, especially one who shows no hint of humour in talking about Peaches wearing cans in a studio.

For all her vapid weltschmerz, Peaches is polite, clean and keen to be liked. Her TV shows

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