Anorak | Can Oprah Winfrey Defeat Donald Trump’s Hair?

Can Oprah Winfrey Defeat Donald Trump’s Hair?

by | 30th, March 2011

OPRAH Winfrey wants to let loose her team of stylists on Donald Trump. If he consents to the treatment, we may finally get to see what Trump keeps under his Tidal Wave of hair; that sunken apricot soufflé “; that UNESCO site of special scientific interest.

Anorak has long suspected that the Trump fringe is maintained by a trained midget gibbon sat on tiny rocking horse.

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“Oprah” producers also vowed to treat Trump’s makeover with “integrity” and “not let it become a joke or silly.”

It’s not easy to make a new joke of Trump’s hair, and

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