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Syria’s President Assad Drives His Own Car Into The Happy Throng: Video

by | 31st, March 2011

IN Syria, the despot President Assad – he of the skinny wife and the long, brass neck – is talking to his people – who have no choice but to be his people.

Behold he speaketh:

Bashar al-Assad spoke to his people, but he made no concessions. He failed to lift the emergency rule, blamed the recent unrest of conspirators, and gave no sign that he would be backing down any time soon.

The people love him – just love him. Look how, dressed in their smart suits, they mob him and his car.

The news cameras look to a lone woman who may be protester. She bangs on the windscreen. “Assad,” she cries. “I. LOVE. YOU!”  Syrian news pans OUT as the woman is clapped hard by he happy mob.

And you grow dewy-eyed you might miss the apparent fact that Assad, a man of his people, drives his own car. Whaddaguy!



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