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Royal Wedding Tat Watch: William And Catherine’s Divorce Stamp

by | 4th, April 2011

PRINCE William and Catherine Tat Watch journeys to New Zealand where the Post Office has made ready for the couple’s separation – literally.

The twin stamps have a perforated line running down the middle, enabling them to be split in half. The whole stamp costs 5.80 NZ dollars, but when torn apart, Catherine Middleton is worth just 2.40 dollars to Prince William’s 3.40 dollars.

It’s damning stuff. Although on a brighter note, when you lick William’s head it tastes only of gum and regret, whereas Kate’s is flavoured with coronation chicken and honeyed notes…



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