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Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis Whether She Likes It Or Not (Photos)

by | 8th, April 2011

CHARLIE Sheen, the stumbling, mumbling meme, should enjoy his brief renewal of fame mainly because it is clearly going to end quickly and painfully. When he was on drugs, he was great fun. Like children round a dead dog, we thrilled as we poked him with a stick, dry-heaving at each deathly breath that came our way.

Then he went and spoiled it all by becoming self-aware. Tiger blood, it would seem, can convince a man that he’s actually of some importance to the world, when really, all we wanted was a tragic clown.

And of course, Sheen is opening and closing his mouth again and we’re all leaning in just in case he’s rediscovered his ability to be funny or, indeed, smash a chandelier up while a woman cries herself stiff while locked in a cupboard.

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