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Ed Miliband Plays Cricket With A Tennis Ball And Gets Off With Girls

by | 2nd, May 2011

IN readiness for the local elections, Labour leader Ed Miliband played cricket to Kirkby in Ashfield, Nottinghamshire. Miliband is man blessed with all the sporting prowess of powdered custard.

Looking at him strike the tennis ball, this tongue lolling a little in an agape, moist-lipped maw as the soft one was floated in, his bails already on the ground and the look of sheer relief as his slapped it yards towards the watching camera, Anorak wondered if this marked the beginning of Miliband’s campaign to revisit all his old failures from his youth.

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