Prince Harry And Chelsy To Marry For World Peace
For those of you who care not one iota for the pair, we remind you of the words of ITV news anchor Julie Etchingham on the eve of Kate’s wedding to Wills:
[This] is an opportunity for optimism about the future – in a moment our history is marked by tough economic times at home, and disaster and death all around the world.
With more global heartache to salve, we need Harry to get a wiggle on and marry Chelsy, or someone.
If it is Chelsy, look out for Daybreak sending it roving reporter Kate Garraway or Jeff Brazier to Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, to sit among the ex-pats in a fortified country club and talk about what it all means for world harmony.
Anyhow, back in Hello!, the news of the Prince Harry’s impending wedding is massive. A source tells us: “They have plans to meet up in Valderrama in Spain at the end of July.”
A mere ten weeks away… Such is their love. Or as Grazia says on its front page: “Chelsy Dumps Harry!”