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Barack Obama Is The Natural Athlete Who Never Played Golf With Osama bin Laden

by | 7th, June 2011

obama golf3 Barack Obama Is The Natural Athlete Who Never Played Golf With Osama bin Laden BARACK Obama’s golf swing is so good that Politico dedicates three pages of text to it. You might find it hard to read past the first line, but we work on your behalf and can relay this wonderful passage:

“Obama is a natural athlete with a smooth left-handed swing off the tee, according to his partners, including Nicholson and Eugene Kang, another White House aide. Photographs, taken through low-hanging boughs with telephoto lenses, show the president has a firm wrist on his putting stroke.”

Yeah, Obama is the natural with the toned arms and strong back. The one regret must be that he played a round with Osama bin Laden. The Al Qaeda leader had a famously limp wrist. He could barely hold a dart let alone a four wood. A pen was out of the question – which is why he preferred to narrate his brand of yobishness on tapes.

It’s hard to think of a single sport that Osama would have been Obama’s equal in.

Maybe bowling:

Maybe baseball:

Alas, we will never know…



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