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Did Soiled Ballot Papers Cost Pippa Middleton Rear Of Year Title? Photos

by | 8th, June 2011

PIPPA Middleton is not the Queen of Bums, Arses and Backsides. Pippa did not win the coveted Rear of the Year title. The winner is Carol Vorderman.

Pippa scored well for Shaggability (an impressive 94% would) but lost marks in the crucial Bottom You’d Most To Like To Use The Toilet After category amid confusion on the term “throne”.

Other ballot papers were “soiled”…

In other news, the Navel Of the Year award goes once more to Prince Edward.

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