Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wedding Photos – EXCLUSIVE!
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to marry on September 24 2012! Fact. They are unable to marry before that date because to do so would destroy one of the mainstays of the tabloid magazine industry. The other stories editors turn to on a slow news day are: Jennifer Aniston back with Brad?!; Angelina Jolie and Aniston at War Over Brad!; Is Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?; Why Isn’t Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?; Will Jolie Adopt Aniston’s Twins? Is Obama A Gay Muslim?
Jolie and Pitt cannot marry until Aniston is fertilised or brings home a photogenic child from some exotic place.
If you hear that Pitt and Jolie are marrying before our scientifically proven date, it is a lie – much like these exclusives in other organs:
Posted: 16th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
July 17th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Why do you Media outlets always have to bring Jennifer into Brad and Angelina crazy world? Everytime you do an interview with Jennifer you media outlets have to bring up Brad, Just leave it alone move on let it go…..But as far as this marriage its a joke….Its the Media and the Brangeloonies that wants Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to get married so badly that they’ll pretty much believe anything.Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie love and trust each other so much that they have decided to sign a legally binding contract making it a huge financial risk for either of them to sleep with anyone else.
The list of Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie non-weddings is as long as it is tear-jerking. Who could possibly forget that time that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t get married in a Buddhist ceremony in Los Angeles? It was a beautiful service. And then there was the time that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie didn’t get married in Italy – the best man’s speech really was a hoot and a half. And then there was the wax Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie non-wedding. That wasn’t so good. Angelina Jolie wedding that was supposed to have taken place in New Orleans on Saturday March/may 2008, for example. You know, the one that never happened.It’s all a big bag of overflowing poppycock.
If Brad and Angelina get married then it means that any future adoptions will miss the step where Brad Pitt petitions for legal guardianship and, as we all know, stories about technicalities in international adoption law are as dull as shit.