Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wedding Photos – EXCLUSIVE!
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to marry on September 24 2012! Fact. They are unable to marry before that date because to do so would destroy one of the mainstays of the tabloid magazine industry. The other stories editors turn to on a slow news day are: Jennifer Aniston back with Brad?!; Angelina Jolie and Aniston at War Over Brad!; Is Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?; Why Isn’t Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?; Will Jolie Adopt Aniston’s Twins? Is Obama A Gay Muslim?
Jolie and Pitt cannot marry until Aniston is fertilised or brings home a photogenic child from some exotic place.
If you hear that Pitt and Jolie are marrying before our scientifically proven date, it is a lie – much like these exclusives in other organs:
Posted: 16th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
