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Alien Monster Pig Born In Guatemala: Photos Of The Visitation

by | 3rd, September 2011

HAVE your seen the alien pig of Santa Cruz El Chol, Guatemala? Locals says the pig is the result of a visitation from outer space. On the night of the creatures bitth , they say strange lights were floating in the sky. Indeed, readers. Zorkop has flown billions of miles in his flying saucer to mate with a pig. Desperate times on planet GJKOSTRINGFELLOW call for desperate measures.

Says farmer Laureano Escobar Arias:

“I was shocked – it was a really terrifying experience. It looked like some kind of alien creature.”

You can judge for yourself by looking at this photo. And then you can look at your gallery of other weird creatures below. Is the alien pig worthy of inclusions. “Yes,” says the pig by way to its telekinetic brain rays. “I is… And I hates dem pesky wabbits.”

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ON Temuka beach, Rose Fraser has potted an alien. Says she: “I first saw it from a distance and I thought: ‘That’s a big white rock on the shore line … that wasn’t there four days ago’.” A new island? “I must admit, I thought: ‘Heck, this is an alien’. It looks like it’s got big ribs coming out of it, but it looks like they could be tentacles, so I don’t know.” So she did as anyone would do when faced with a magical discovery, a visitation from another planet. She lobbed a rock at it. She prodded it with a stick. It did not move. But it did smell. She then took a photo which found its way to Otago University’s whale experts. And they ruled that this blob was the stuffing from a sperm whale’s head. How it arrived on the beach? They say it crawled there…




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