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The Trouble With Jessica Simpson’s Boobs: Photos Of A Woman Reduced

by | 5th, September 2011

THE Sun says “sexual napalm” Jessica Simpson is having a breast reduction. The article is entitled:

“DD-Day For Jessica Simpson’s breasts.”

We learn:

A pal said: “She’s never loved having a huge chest.”

Or as Heat magazine quoted her:

“I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect.”

The Sun’s story is based on an article published by In Touch magazine entitled “Jessica’s Surgery Confession”, which claims the actress wants the operation before her wedding to Eric Johnson. A source says:

“She thinks that if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller”.

Anorak enjoys the use of the word “downsizes”, which makes Jessica’s body appear as something Jessica lives in. She can downsize, upsize and if she has children underpin the foundations. And, in any case, Jessica’s not getting surgery:

“If the weight doesn’t come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery. If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list.”

The Sun is wrong. But Jessica has not always loved her chest. She did once say:

“At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

Still, dad Joe Simpson loves his daughter’s boobs:

“She is just sexy. If you put her in a t-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

And her boobs are useful:

Being well-endowed since sixth grade, the blonde bombshell points out that “there’s no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down.” Simpson, 30, has since learned to embrace her chest as her “best accessory,” telling PEOPLE, “Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!

And boobs are great for getting yourself talked about in the tabloid media…

 



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