President Herman Cain Will Bomb All Countries Ending In ‘Stan’
IF Herman Cain becomes president of the USA, he may well bomb a country he can’t even be bothered to name. When the order comes he will just order that all countries ending in -stan are obliterated. Hey, it’s what the US voters in Little New Bama Lama Ding Dong want:
‘Gotcha’ Question 2 to Mr Cain: Who put the stan in the in the Uz-becki-ram-a-dama-ding-dong-stan?