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Jay Z Moves From Occupy All Street To Occupy Hall Street And Occupy Gall Street

by | 13th, November 2011

JAY Z, the man who once Occupied Glastonbury and showed the wet canvas-dwelling cider drinker how to urban rock has been making a play to own Occupy Wall Street. Jay-Z has been flogging “Occupy All Streets” T-shirts at $22 a toss. It’s clever stuff. He’s changed one letter to brand it as his own and. Other logos overlooked were:

Occupy Ball Street (for the basketball community)

Occupy Call Street (for derivatives traders)

Occupy Fall Street (for fans of post-punk Manchester-rooted pop)

Occupy Gall Street (for cheeky bastards who try to profit from an anti-greed movement)

Occupy Hall Street (for people who want to make a statement in their own centrally heated home)

Occupy Mall Street (for shoppers)

Rockuppy Wall Street (for fans of ‘Diddy’ David Hamilton)

Sad to say the T-shirts are no longer available. Rocawear was not keen on donating any of the monies to Occupy Wall Street – which surely would have shunned it anyway, what with Jay Z being one of the 1%…

Spotter: Animal

 



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