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British Teenager Vows To Murder Santa Unless He Delivers Justin Bieber Dead Or Alive

by | 14th, December 2011

MEKEEDA Austin, 13, of Brickhill, Bedford, tells Father Christmas that if he fails to bring her what she wants he will be “killed“.

If Santa does not produce a minimum of two gifts from her list of wants, Mekeeda Austin will “hunt down” Santa’s reindeer and “cook them and serve their meat to homeless people”.

Mekeeda has a heart of gold.

Mekeeda’s Get Or Die list feature: the real Justin Bieber, a BlackBerry phone, money, sunglasses and Converse trainers and sunglasses.

We know about Mekeeda because her mum Tracey, 40, has intercepted the Lapland-bound note and shown it to the press. (Yeah, the teen still believes in Santa.)

She tells the Star:

“When I found the letter I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa. I know she sounds spoilt but I like to get my girl what she wants.”

Justin Bieber can try to run but there is no use. He can stick a bow in his hair, a gift tag on his pull ups and wait for Mekeeda’s mum to collect him and begin a new life sat on a lave lump with Teddy Ruxpin.



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