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Scarlett Johansson is now known as Loobum: ScarJo is dead

by | 17th, December 2011

SCARLETT Johansson wants us to know that she hates being called ScarJo.In conversation with  USA Today , ScarJo says:

“Oh, it’s awful. It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?”

Usually the abbreviated names are saved for people who are entertaining and leave you comfortably numb, like Tamagotchi Pets that cry real tears: Jedward (John and Edward Grimes), SuBo (Susan Boyle), SyCo (Simon Cowell), The Hoff (David Hasselhoff) and LiLo (Lindsay Lohan).

It is, of course, utterly hideous. We’re so bloody useless and lazy ScOn’s right about that

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