Anorak | Queen Elizabeth signs new five-year deal with Team UK

Queen Elizabeth signs new five-year deal with Team UK

by | 20th, March 2012

HER Majesty Queen Elizabeth 2 has rededicated herself to the service of Britain. Her decision to remain on the throne and take herself off the transfer list was down to the “resilience, ingenuity and tolerance” of the supporters.

The 85-year-old stalwart, who has in recent weeks been linked with moves to the Arab Emirates, an independent Scotland, Italy, Russia, Portugal and China, performed a dramatic U-turn and committed herself to Team UK for five more years. The new deal takes in a buy-out clause of £2.2bn, a testimonial at 90 and a guarantee of first-team handshaking opportunities.

Says Liz:

“In the last couple of days, I’ve talked to the manager [me] and the owners [me again]

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