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The Beatles children to form a truly awful band? The Drab Four are here

by | 3rd, April 2012

EVERYTHING ever is always spoiled by the introduction of children. Muppets great. Muppet Babies awful. Scooby Doo excellent caper with slight counterculture vibes. The introduction of Scrappy Doo? Worse than a dose of anthrax. Even Popeye had a son at one point and everyone in the world wanted to end his life.

And so, let us introduce to you, the act you’ve known for all these years, The Beatles Babies!

That’s right, we could well be faced with the Drab Four if Paul McCartney’s son, James, gets his way. It has been reported that James Macca is “up for it” and that John Lennon’s son, Sean, and George Harrison’s son, Dhani, have also shown support for the idea, which would see various Beatle-sperm getting together and performing songs which will invariably defecate all over the memory of the world’s most famous group.

The only person, it seems, talking sense about the project is Ringo Starr’s son, drummer Zak, who doesn’t want anything to do with it.

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