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Only 18% of French are Nazis – France election shocker!

by | 23rd, April 2012

QUELLE surprise in France where only 18% are rabid Nazis. In the race for the French Presidency, 18.12 per cent of French voters opted for the National Front in the first round of the presidential elections.

When the Germans last collaborated closely with France for a united Europe, the figure was as high as 50%. Some work to go, then, for Marine Le Pen as she seeks to free the country from the yoke of EU imperialism by selling Spain and Greece to China in a 2-4-1 deal and taking out an option on Belgium.

Meanwhile, back in the UK, talks are well advanced about whether this is the apt time to get rid of France once and for  all. Without Nazis and with their best footballers exported, what’s the point of France?

Says one ex-pat living an idyllic life among French peasant folk, taking a moment out from writing letters to the Daily Mail about how great it is France and how she misses home not one tiny bit: “It’s the bloody immigrants!”

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