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Alex Reid stands for Parliament, Question Time and your lunchbox

by | 26th, April 2012

ALEX Reid, the walking Toffee Crisp once married to Katie Price, wants to be an MP. Says Reid in the Sun :

“It would be lovely to be an MP. I believe I can use my power as a celebrity to influence young people to help them be the people they want to be and to have a better Britain.”

He then says he would be good PM because he can talk sense without the jargon. Reid is right now dating his pregnant lover Chantelle Houghton, a grown woman who told us:

“Alex was laughing at me earlier, because I thought the Sun and the Moon were the same thing. Turns out they’re not!”

Every nocturnal creature knows the difference between the sun and moon, so too kelp.

As nutzoid and thin as Alex Reid MP sounds, the Sun adds that Reid was at Parliament yesterday to

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