Tulisa Contostavlos and the big vibrating Rabbit lie
TULISA Contostavlos is the world’s sexiest woman according to readers of FHM magazine, who may have voted before Samantha Brick appeared on the radar. Over the course of this year, Tulisa has been the subject of frenzied rumours and details about her sex life, culminating in a leaked sex tape. With her name high on the news cycle, Tulisa is voted in as the world’s top fantasy shag. It’s a PR masterclass.
Happy with the result, Tulisa then speaks with FHM about being caught with buzzing vibrator at the airport, and then tweeting about it. What are the odds, eh?
“Let’s clear it up… I own a Rabbit. Same as probably 50 per cent of the country. I’m human, and yes I own a Rabbit. I don’t see anything wrong with that. It’s better than me tweeting about going off and seeing guys. At least you know that I know how to keep myself entertained, so I don’t need any man to do it for me!
“It’s hilarious the way people are like, ‘Oh my God, she has a Rabbit, oh my God, she’s such a slut.’ Well, not really, because if I have a Rabbit, it means that I’m using the Rabbit, rather than going out and seeing guys. So realistically, it kind of makes me, to a certain extent, more respectable!”
Really? Because Tulisa told the Sun at the time:
“I only bought it as a present for a mate, but the joke ended up on me.”
Anyone there to see a vibrator go off in Tulisa’s hand luggage at one of those famously laid-back US airports, an event that has made Tulisa tweetwrothy..?