How Katie Price tricked the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
The Pan-Arabia Enquirer, a satirical website, says Katie Price will sue the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan for abusing her global trademark:
Katie Price’s solicitors, Bed, Knobs & Broomsticks, are claiming that, with 185 autobiographies and 65 reality TV shows already under her belt, the model has a far greater international connection to the name ‘Jordan’ than the country of Jordan, which has so far only been the setting for Laurence of Arabia and a few rubbisher films.
It’s clearly a spoof. Although, if Katie can cut Jordan a deal on her merchandise, some co-branding would be possible.
But the best bit about the story is the comments from readers who in missing the pretty heavy-handed joke create something far funnier. A few of the more choice comments are reprinted here for your amusement: