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Woman has 50 Shades of Gray triplets orgasm

by | 5th, July 2012

50 Shades of Grey is the subject of an article by Yahoo ! that epitomises modern journalism. All you need do to write an article is:

* Pick a popular topic with good keyword results
* Get an expert to offer a quote
* Make a claim

The bullshitter tells readers:

Best selling romance tale 50 Shades of Grey is being touted as the cause of a spate of pregnancies, according to an expert in culture. 

Packed with erotic scenes and ideas, the story of Anastasia Steele and the eponymous Grey has got broody wives and girlfriends so hot under the collar they are seeking out more sex with their partners, resulting in an increasing number of potential pregnancies.

Increased number of potential pregnancies. Can Yahoo be more vague?

Professor Ellis Cashmore, expert in Culture at Staffordshire University, predicts a spike in the number of newborns next year as a result of the book. He said: “With the millions of copies it has sold it makes complete sense to assume that in nine months’ time we are going see a baby boom.”

Right now million of women are shagging several shades of colour from their lover’s sallow cheeks. But hold on a moment. What does author EL James says of all that baby-making in her book? Teenagers will discover that you can get pregnancy by using condoms, masturbating and oral sex.

Baby 1: “Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off

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