Anorak | Bras are useless, so burn them (take them off first)

Bras are useless, so burn them (take them off first)

by | 15th, April 2013

Woman burns bra in 1972

SCIENTISTS are always discovering brilliant things and curing all manner of awful diseases. Some, however, focus on any old crap in a bid to justify their jobs.

Take, for example, a French scientist who has declared that bras are useless.

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon has been studying breasts of 330 women, aged 18 to 35, over the past 15 years, without arrest in what must be the most long-winded way of gawping a boobies ever, and has come to the brilliant conclusion that bras do more bad than good.

He said: “Medically, physiologically, anatomically, the breast does not benefit from being deprived of gravity. Instead, it languishes with a bra.”

Rouillon also decided that braless ladies had firmer and less saggy breasts.

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