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Bras are useless, so burn them (take them off first)

by | 15th, April 2013

Woman burns bra in 1972

SCIENTISTS are always discovering brilliant things and curing all manner of awful diseases. Some, however, focus on any old crap in a bid to justify their jobs.

Take, for example, a French scientist who has declared that bras are useless.

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon has been studying breasts of 330 women, aged 18 to 35, over the past 15 years, without arrest in what must be the most long-winded way of gawping a boobies ever, and has come to the brilliant conclusion that bras do more bad than good.

He said: “Medically, physiologically, anatomically, the breast does not benefit from being deprived of gravity. Instead, it languishes with a bra.”

Rouillon also decided that braless ladies had firmer and less saggy breasts.

In addition to this, he reckons that bras weaken the supporting muscles which hold up boobies and those that go braless are no less likely to suffer back pain.

He invariably added something about women like it when they take their bras off in the evening and that must count for something.

So there you have it boob-having  ladies of the world. A man has been looking at your chests and decided you should take your bra off. Funny that.

Photo: Diane Matthews, 23, protests against sex discrimination by burning her bra outside the Magic Circle in Chenies Mews, London, after being told that only men are eligible to join the circle.21/05/1972

Posted: 15th, April 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink