Weirdos vote egg mayo as Britain’s best sandwich
These people are like those sickos who choose ready salted over better crisps.
Conducted by PromotionalCodes.org.uk, the poll gave voters a list of ten potential fillings to choose from and were asked to state which they liked best.
Horrifically, egg mayo was selected by 24% of the respondents, with boring cheese sandwiches coming in second and plain ol’ ham polling third.
Outrageously, the mighty crisp sandwich got 2% of the vote. Of course, if you got ALL these fillings to make one sandwich, that would beat down the rest of this dreary list.
Peanut butter came in at tenth place with 1%, which is ridiculous, but slightly understandable as loads of people are really weak wristed and soft about peanut butter (the food of the gods).
“The Brits invented the sandwich, and [it has] become one of the cornerstones of our diet,” said a spokesperson for the promotions website. “Almost everyone will opt for a quick sandwich as something to eat from time to time.”
Here’s the top ten in full:
1. Egg mayonnaise – 24%
2. Cheese – 21%
3. Ham – 17%
4. Chicken – 13%
5. Tuna – 7%
6. Bacon, lettuce, tomato – 7%
7. Prawn mayonnaise – 5%
8. Jam – 3%
9. Crisp – 2%
10. Peanut butter – 1%