Anorak | People with money to burn can ruin Frankie Cocozza’s body

People with money to burn can ruin Frankie Cocozza’s body

by | 2nd, October 2013


YOU remember  Frankie Cocozza don’t you? He was the chap who appeared on the X Factor looking like a knuckle peering out of a grizzly bear’s arse, who had perhaps THE most annoying ‘cheeky chappie’ schtick since Loaded sent a load of their writers on television to defend their stance on burping at women’s baps.

You may also remember that he got his derriere out and displayed a bunch of girls names he’d got tattooed on, when notches on a bedpost wasn’t enough.

And now, clearly broke, he has offered to tattoo five fans’ names on his cheeks for £750 each.

If you didn’t know, Cocozza is now the face of something called The Telescreen, and seeing as no-one knows what that actually means, he’s talking about his buttocks so it can be dropped into articles like this one.

We hope it is

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