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Sorry Homophobes But Gay Love Is Totally Natural (Educated Bees Do It)

by | 22nd, October 2013

259014-773-120244-1-superman BIRDS do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Do what? Gay sex or, to give it the correct term ‘sex’.

All those homophobes who think the whole things is wrong and immoral, turns out, are wildly wrong. They reckon it is unnatural? Well, you don’t get more natural than a bunch of insects all shtupping each other, regardless of gender. It seems that ‘beastly’ isn’t a slur at all!

This all comes on the back of (Ha! Geddit?) research from scientists who note that 85% of of male insects engage in intercourse with each other. Of course, most straight people only like it when lesbians have sex, rubbing their wings together and seductively dribbling over each other’s lower mandibles.

Often, same-insect sex is by accident because they’re in such a rush to get their ends away (or whatever insects have) that they can’t be

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