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Operation Yewtree Calls Cheryl Cole?

by | 2nd, January 2014

JAMES Robertson is helping the Daily Mirror gain ground on Bullshit.com by wrapping a lot of words around wrapping a story around Cheryl Cole’s Instagram photo.The headline tells readers:

Cheryl Cole celebrates New Year by kissing the luckiest boy in the entire world

Boy?

Former “nation’s sweetheart” Chezza is 30. If a 30-year-old man kissed a girl would she be the Mirror’s luckiest girl in the entire world? What about if the man is “gorgeous” and famous? Does that make it better? What about if the if the man is kissing a boy? Better? Worse?

 

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Robertson then condemns the boy to a lifetime of miserable New Year’s Eve dos:

The mystery lad will never experience a better start to a year ever again. And that’s a fact

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You see “the gorgeous Cheryl Cole chose him as a potential suitor for her midnight kiss”.

A suitor? “A man who pursues a relationship with a particular woman, with a view to marriage.” A child romancing an adult. We thought it was just a picture of Cheryl being rather sweet to a boy / girl who looks fairly young. Robertson saw love and romance. 

Someone remind Robertson about Whisper Operation Yewtree…

 



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